My brother and I kind of raised ourselves.
He never grew up.
Whoa!
I need to sell your car.
I grew up too fast.
I'm pregnant.
I'm so excited!
Me, too.
So, that was awesome.
After that, everything changed for me.
My brother moved away a few years ago,
and you never know when he's gonna show up.
Hey, I need your car... and a piñata
and six dresses, size eight through 12.
Do you have a bear trap?
How's your Portuguese?
As for me, I finally started seeing someone
and I'm trying not to freak out about it.
But who knows what's gonna happen
because, as you may have noticed,
my brother's an idiot.
- Oh, my God! - Ben!
- Oh, hey, Kate. - What?!
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I was stealing cable from your neighbor.
I didn't want her to recognize me.
Hey, how's it going? I'm Kate's brother, Ben Fox.
It's nice to meet you. Yeah, nice to meet you.
Oh, wait. You're the guy. The guy with the beard.
The guy that you're into. George.
George with the beard. Hey, nice to meet you, man.
Up top.
I'm gonna go.
Yeah, I think you should go. No, please don't go.
I'm just gonna talk to him for a minute. Yeah.
- I need you leave! - What?
I'm in the middle of something
really important. No, you're not.
I'm on a date.
I was about to make out on the couch.
I had a whole thing going here. You're screwing it up.
Can I at least go get my stuff?
Fine, get your stuff! And then get out of here.
Okay, I'll get my stuff.
I'm really sorry about that.
That's okay.
That's my brother.
He just blows in and out of town
and uses my house as a storage unit.
And now he's coming in with a random drum set.
Okay, I'm gonna get out of here. I'll see you tomorrow.
Okay. I'm sorry.
Thanks. I'll, I'll call you.
Ugh!
Way to make a first impression.
Right? The guy's a total lump.
Hey, Mom, good morning. What are we doing today?
Mm-mm.
Yeah, seriously, what are we doing today?
Ben! No! What time is it?
It's five o'ten.
Yeah, go back to sleep.
I can't. I'm too excited.
How long you in town for?
I need to calibrate my expectations.
I'm just in town for the weekend.
Okay, that's all right.
It's better that I know now.
What's with this George guy?
Don't even get me started on George.
I high-fived him. I did not like it.
Hello, Katherine. Mm! You look beautiful today.
Has he told you why he's really here?
Seriously, Ben, why are you here?
It's always something. What is it?
Why do you keep asking me that?
Sorry I'm late!
Hey, BJ. BJ!
Hello, Ben!
Look at you!
Mmm, you stink.
When'd you get here?
Apparently, not soon enough.
Why didn't you tell me about this?
Ben, stop!
I know. It's tragic. What? It's my fanny pack.
- You look like a Korean lady golfer. - I like the fanny pack.
Yeah, see? Tommy gets it.
I love that fanny pack.
Little weird. I get that.
You know what "fanny" means in my country?
Do you know what "BJ" means in my country?
Very well, indeed.
George is coming by.
I cannot believe you still haven't slept with him.
I can't be casual about these kinds of things.
Seriously, Kate, you haven't slept with anyone
since Maddie was born.
It's like, seven, eight...
She's five. Five.
She's only five?
I feel like I'm always at that child's birthday party.
Okay, BJ, for your information... Hmm?
Date number ten is tomorrow night,
and we are gonna have the sex.
Not if you're calling it "the sex."
Before Maddie was born,
I was out there crushing ass left, right and center.
I don't think you were.
I was! Look at me.
People wanted to, to m-make love to this
all of the time. Really?
Whatever, dude.
I kinda really like this guy.
Oh, my God, it's George!
Oh, my God!
- Hi. - Hi.
- How are you? - I'm good. How are you?
- Hey! - Can I get your keys?
Why, Ben? Where are you going?
To pick up Maddie from school because I love her and you,
and I don't have distrust in my heart.
Thank you.
George, what's up, man?
Hey.
What's his deal?
Just ignore him. Seriously.
So why are you here this time?
You and your mom are so suspicious.
Honestly, like, I just can't come and hang out with you guys.
There always has to be a reason or whatever.
Okay, so here's the deal.
I haven't heard from my ex-girlfriend in over a year.
This is the only woman that I've ever truly loved.
The one I refer to exclusively as...
Mrs. Ben Fox. Mrs. Ben Fox.
Exactly, okay?
So all of a sudden,
she sends me this crazy e-mail that just says, "Call me."
So, yeah, obviously,
I jumped in a car, I came straight here.
Wait, why didn't you just call her?
You're so naive.
You're only five, but you're very naive.
Hey,
speaking of Darcy,
what do you know?
We are....
That's so weird.
We are right in front of her house.
What do you say we just hang here
like, under this tree, and we'll just,
we'll see how she's doing?
We just, just totally just chill?
Here you go.
Ah, there she is.
God, she looks so pretty.
I've always loved her in white.
Wait, what?!
What is happening?!
Why are you wearing that?!
Oh, mother...
Sh...!
Shoot!
Son of a...!
There's so much I want to say!
Why are you so young right now?
Aw, f...
♪ Fa la-la-la ♪
♪ Shy, shy-shy, shyster... ♪
Okay, Darcy's wedding is tomorrow.
How are we gonna crash this thing? Hit me.
Uh, we go in like ventriloquists
and Maddie's our dummy.
I like that. I like that a lot.
Hey, what's that? It's a nanny cam.
It's how I spy on my daughter.
Let's keep going. Let's go. Uh, uh...
Give me ways to crash a wedding. Hit me.
We go in dressed as waiters
and Maddie will be in a trash bag.
Okay, I like that.
They're going to crash a wedding!
I'm going to be the bride!
We could hire a couple dudes...
Oh, my God! I have to go. I'm sorry.
I knew it! I knew you were up to something.
Ben, why are you crashing a wedding?
It's Darcy's wedding.
Mrs. Ben Fox?
Oh, man.
What are you gonna do?
I'm thinking about, like, starting on the roof,
and then rappelling down to the side of the building,
and then maybe, like, you know,
knocking through, like, an AC duct,
and then crawling, like, elbows, you know, like this
and then maybe, like, dropping down
into, like, an electrical closet,
and maybe, like, throwing a couple smoke bombs in
and then just kidnapping Darcy,
taking her out the back, you know,
and maybe, like, renting a Jeep Wrangler or something
and like, popping down to Mexico,
but I don't know.
It's all... It's a little bit up in the air.
I have a really important date tomorrow night.
I'm not doing this! I'm not doing it!
I'm not getting sucked into
another one of your harebrained schemes.
I'm not doing it.
Come on.
Will you at least help me scout the location? No!
- It... Please? - I'm not doing it. No!
Come on. Absolutely not.
I'll get you some... No.
What if I id...? No.
Okay, here's what we're gonna do.
We're gonna crash this wedding Kate-style,
which means you guys are gonna be prepared
and nobody's gonna go to prison.
Tommy, you be the bride, I'll be the groom.
I don't see why...
Get up here. Let's do this.
Show me what you got.
Stop! Don't do this.
I'm sorry. I am confused.
Are you the priest or the groom?
I was gonna say I should be the groom because I love you, Kate,
and this is confusing.
Tommy, we made out, like, once, and it was in my fat phase.
Your hot phase.
Please drop it. Let it go.
Okay, Ben, I need you to focus, all right?
Okay. You've been talking smart people
into doing dumb things your entire life.
You got this.
Darcela... Cut!
Formal for "Darcy." Go ahead.
Look... this is me,
the same guy that you dumped two years ago
for very real reasons.
I haven't changed,
and obviously,
I'm never gonna change
or communicate
or listen in the way that you want me to,
and so you're gonna need to make some real sacrifices
if you want this to work!
I'm just gonna stop you right there. Okay.
Nothing you just said is ever gonna work. Ever.
Really? Yeah.
Oh, okay.
I don't... Tommy, what did you think?
I thought it was amazing.
Thank you.
You need to show her your best self, okay?
It's that, like...
It's that, like, five... It's, like, five percent,
or it's like a two or three percent of you
that comes out on special occasions.
Kate, I am a grower, okay? Not a shower.
I don't think that works in this context.
No, I'm pretty sure it works. No, Ben, I don't think it works.
No, no, no, think about it for a second. No, that's not what that means.
That's exactly what it means. Kate, think about it.
I don't want to think about it! It's gross!
Listen, you need to show her that you're vulnerable, okay?
That your heart is open, you're ready for this.
Do you know what a woman is most afraid of in the world?
It's that she's not going to find that one person
who accepts her for everything that she is,
and that when she finally starts to let him in,
he's just going to leave.
Darcy...
everyone deserves love.
Real love.
So say it.
Say you don't love me.
Look me in the eyes and tell me that you don't love me.
I love you.
Okay, let's take it from the top.
Darcela!
From the top-top?
What we want to do,
we're gonna draw attention to this and not this.
You've got no shape.
What I've done, basically,
just so you can recreate this by yourself,
is I've just extended your lip line just a tiny bit
because you've got quite thin lips.
It can make you look mean, and this is just giving you
a thicker, fuller pout.
What I've done here, I've given you some blush
which is gonna give you some cheekbones,
because otherwise, it's just like... pffft!
I can't believe I let you get in my head.
There's nothing wrong with this guy, Ben.
Dude, fanny pack.
Fine.
I love you, monkey.
Love you, too.
I'll see you later.
So this is happening. Gonna do this.
I'm gonna have a drink at the bar at 4:00,
and then we're gonna...
Gonna have sex at 6:00,
and then I'm gonna be home by 8:00
and I'll be in bed by, like, 8:15.
Okay.
Okay, the babysitter's going to be here soon,
so you can go and ruin Darcy's life. Awesome.
Do you think it's going to be hot? I already feel hot.
Should I take this off? Should I change?
Do you think I should...? Dude, shut up.
So, tonight's the big night.
I don't know why I'm so nervous.
I'm freaking out.
It's been so long since I've had to be sexy,
I don't know what to do with my body.
Don't worry. It's okay.
Listen, all you've got to do, draw attention to your mouth.
Constantly. That's what I do.
Just watch. You like a pretzel.
Huh? Do you see what I'm doing?
Keeping it subtle. Keep it subtle, constantly.
Mmm. I'm really, really thirsty.
Just a second.
What's going on here? What are you thinking about?
Stop looking at my mouth.
Mmm, there goes the glass, here comes the straw.
Here comes three straws.
In my mouth, just chewing them, super cas, super subtle.
Fluid. Seamless.
You're welcome.
I don't know why I'm so in my head.
All I want is for Maddie to know
what a good relationship looks like.
Something better than what Ben and I had.
Sweetheart...
you'll get there.
Trust me, I'm your best friend.
Just remember, put stuff in your mouth.
Why don't you use the washable markers
in case you make a mistake?
No, Maddie. Color inside the lines.
Oh... she...
The sky is blue, just like outside.
But I like it when the sky is green.
Exactly. No, honey,
the sky is blue.
Okay, I'm sorry.
I can't do this, okay?
First of all, the sky is green when a tornado is approaching,
and second of all, what are you, the color police?
Look, I don't want to do this.
You forced my hand, I got to fire you. You're fired, okay?
Starting in like four hours, when I get back
from this wedding, you are done. Excuse me?
You heard me, lady!
Thanks for rolling with the change in sched.
Um... so what's your cover?
I'm the bride. No, incorrect.
You're a distant cousin from Portugal.
And if anyone tries to talk to you...
No hablo inglês. Exactly.
So, uh...
want to get out of here? What?
Yes. Let's do it.
Okay. Yes.
Yes, we should go out of here.
I mean, we should get out of here.
Hello?
Yes, let's do it.
I just got really hot all of a sudden.
Kate, you butt-dialed me.
I knew I was gonna be hot. Oh, God...
Ben should've just said that.
Oh, my God.
Something is happening.
My shirt, I think, is stuck to my sweater.
It's ripping, I think.
Do you want me to... Can you see my boobs?
What is happening?
This is too soon. The bow is a surprise.
Don't look at me.
I don't want to hear this.
I don't know which part goes where.
Ew.
Nobody look at me.
This is happening the wrong way.
This wasn't supposed to happen this way.
What do I do? Oh!
Hey, that's amazing. I, I'm sorry.
Please... Absolutely brilliant.
BJ. BJ? Back up. Back up
What are you doing?
I am so proud of you.
What?
That was amazing.
He's definitely thinking about sex now.
Hey, it's me.
I hope the conference is going well.
I'll pick you up at the airport tomorrow.
Can't wait to get you home.
All right, baby, I'll see you tomorrow.
Come on, Maddie. Your mom needs us.
Got a little narrower than I wanted to.
One sec... just...
Pull this thing around a little bit.
Oops.
Oh, shoot.
Now, I'm...
Okay, there it is.
I should've just committed to the driveway.
I don't know why I didn't.
Oh, you got to be... Sorry.
The turning radius... It's, I have a diff...
My car is a little...
I'm doing the best I can.
I'm normally better at U-turns. This is...
That should have done it, but it didn't.
Am I close?
Can you... I might need you to get out.
Thank you. Sorry.
Congratulations!
Let's do this.
Kate, don't!
He can't wait to get somebody home from the airport.
What? She's at a conference, okay?
He's going to the airport to pick her up
because she was at a conference and he loves her.
Don't you understand?
He loves somebody...
at a conference.
Tell her.
Tell her you have a wife,
or girlfriend.
Okay, she's not technically my girlfriend, man, okay?
I'm sorry.
I don't get it. How are you...
You're seeing someone else?
But you're seeing me.
I didn't know it was that serious.
Get out of here. Seriously.
And stay away from my sister, okay?
Before you find out what six years of Krav Maga feels like.
Well, like, year and a half
plus like four years on and off.
I took some time off. I was traveling
and stuff, but, yeah,
dude, get out of here right now.
I'm sorry.
Go to high five school.
Learn how to high five with yourself.
Thank you.
Sorry.
Wait, did you miss the wedding because of this?
It's in 15 minutes, but it's okay.
Oh, my God. I scouted the place.
This is where we should go in.
They are serving chicken, beef, and fish, okay?
I think there's a vegetarian option,
but I don't know what is.
Wait, what's the fish?
It's a tilapia, or "sal-mon."
I'm not sure exactly which one.
Salmon. Listen, the dessert...
Where is Darcy?
I don't know. Tommy...
- What? Come on, man. - Let's just do it.
- Come on, come on. - Go, go, go, go.
Oh, there she is.
Darcy!
Ben, what are you doing here? Darcy.
Please don't get married. I-I love you.
I always have.
Everybody loves...
And you, you should love me in the eyes.
Uh, sorry, it's...
so sweaty.
Uh, now it's just gone.
Um, I don't know what to say.
Don't say anything. Say it. Say you don't love me.
All right. You don't love me.
Okay, um...
I'm sorry. I can't do this right now.
I'm gonna go. Darcy, wait a minute.
My brother is completely in love with you,
and he has
the biggest heart of anyone I know.
And yeah, he comes
to town and completely messes up your life,
breaks a lot stuff,
and you pay for, like, every meal,
and he never just rings the doorbell,
but I'm never mad at him for it.
I'm only mad when he leaves.
So if you want to go and marry that
boring, rich,
semi-bald guy,
and spend the rest of your life not laughing,
then fine, go ahead and do that.
But if I were you,
I would bet on Ben Fox.
There she is. Couldn't find you anywhere.
Hi, how you doing? Nathan. Thanks much for coming.
It's nice to see you. How are you?
Good to see you.
Um, our wedding was an hour ago.
This is my husband.
It's amazing. Best day of my life.
Exactly.
That's exactly it.
Which is why...
we came here today.
Uh, congratulations...
on your big day.
Thank you for having us.
Thanks for coming.
That was pretty solid.
I tried.
I tried to put myself out there and look what happened.
I'm sorry about Darcy.
Look at us.
We're like...
two peas in, like, the worst pod ever.
Do you remember that time
when the two of us jumped into that pool
in the middle of that party?
That was just me, Ben. You pushed me.
It was awesome. No, it wasn't awesome.
Yeah, it was. No, it was awful.
Everybody laughed. Ben, I was
fully clothed and you just came out of nowhere.
You almost died. I choked
on a ton of water.
It was way awesome.
Do you know why I do stupid stuff like that?
Because you're an idiot.
Exactly.
No, because it's fun.
But it's also kind of scary.
That's what makes it worth it.
I'm not worried about you, Ben.
I know you're gonna be fine.
Why can't you do that for yourself?
You only made one mistake...
in your entire life,
and it was the best thing that ever happened to you.
What are you guys doing under here?
Maddie, get in here. Fox family meeting.
Come here, monkey.
I was thinking.
What if I move back and help take care of her?
No, Ben.
Like, what about your, you know, your life,
and your... you don't have a job, your apartment?
Kate, I live in Sacramento. That city can't hold me.
Come on.
I'm your big brother. It's my job.
What's up? Scoot over.
Yo, dude. Yo.
Update. Okay.
The dessert's crème brûlée.
Son of... God. Yeah.
BJ, where did you park?
How am I supposed to remember? I don't know.
Do you have your keys? Hey, Ben.
What?
I just though of something. What?
Um...
Oh!
Maddie.
Hey, I'm not a strong swimmer.
I'm being serious.
Your shoes float.
You're lucky. Look at your hair.
It's weird when it gets wet, okay?
So funny.
I love you.
Kate, seriously?
Maddie is sleeping.
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